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vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

(via efapping)

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

(via bedfish)

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

(via suspicious-nipple)

ishouldnotbearousedbythis:

lmao-okay-no:

aclumsywaytofallinlove:

THIS 

this is my life 

What is this guys name ??

Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.

(Source: petersdinklage, via officialfrenchtoast)

alwaystrill:

I’m gonna start greeting people like this.
sparkcas:

all i can imagine is all of them doing the grudge walk and assembling like a damn transformer at the end of a dark hallway in the middle of the night when i went to go get a glass of water
10knotes:

kim kardashian finishes feasting on a common new york pigeon 

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

(via selfiecentered)

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

image

(via suspicious-nipple)