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distraction:

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.


How is this possible

myuselessreblogs:

lavienoire:

hauntedmilk:

hamburgerjack:

tramampoline:

gourmetknights:

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

I’m laughing so hard oh my god imagine how they must feel knowing he thinks that about them

incredible

Fake Gamer Boys

oh this tastes so fucking good

oh, but he is right.

I have the biggest grin on my face now

(via suspicious-nipple)

(Source: piensosinpensar, via condom)

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

(via suspicious-nipple)

friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

(Source: videohall, via queuetitties)

niggapus:

i don’t participate at all in school

i just sit there and look hot

image

(Source: snorlaxatives, via zackisontumblr)

jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

(via decough)

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(Source: nagachikas, via zackisontumblr)

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg



This rivalry’s heating up.

soundlyawake:

vinebox:

can a clap be offbeat with no music?

(Source: vinebox, via condom)